So is everyone here a satan worshiper or what?

[Cynical Ninja]

I wasn't going to pour salt in the wound. I was saving that one, so thanks, dickhead.

And in the same sentence that she says I am a Jew; she asks what I believe. Can she be that stupid that she doesn't know what Jews believe? :shock:

I know jewish people who aremethodists asshole.

No you don't; you fucking idiot. You know Methodists that are Methodist.

So are you saying that being Jewish is a choice ::lmao::A jew is a jew and they can choose any religion they want to, atleast here anyway.

Yes how is being Jewish not a choice?, if you are born into a Jewish family and choose to remain a Jew thats a choice, if you are born into a Jewish family and decide to become a Buddhist that is also a choice.
A Jew cannot be a Jew and be any religion they want, a Jew who converts to any other religion is by definition no longer a Jew because Judaism is technically a faith not a race, although some people argue that Jews have a shared semitic ancestry but Jews can be of any race, look at Sammy Davis Jnr.