09-02-2012, 03:56 PM
(09-02-2012, 03:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:
That red headed late night talk show host looks like a corpse. I can't think of his name.
LOL that's Conan OBrien. He got me in trouble a few weeks ago when I stayed over at the girlfriend's house. She had the tv on to mask any accidental moaning noises for the teenagers in the house, but failed to account for my ADHD. So right in the middle of nocturnal activities I heard something from the tv and before I could stop myself I said, "Huh. Conan O'Brien has a new show."
Apparently the etiquette of clandestine sexual activity is that you're not supposed to interrupt it for commentary on the television background noise. Who knew? Also, when your woman shoves you away and starts acting a damn fool, you're not supposed to shrug and roll over to go to sleep. (I kinda knew that one already) She was pissed off for about a week, swear to god. It wasn't so much the fact that she got mad about me becoming distracted during foreplay but that I refused to take seriously an argument about her jealousy of a latenight talk show host. I kept cracking jokes and making it worse.
But she doesn't turn the tv on during sex any more hahahaha...