Nothing beats greasy spoon food. Usually

[Riotgear]

Ah, Duchess, you're killing me!
In a pinch, Taco Bell satisfies. A bean and cheese burrito with green sauce for less than a dollar?
Hard shell tacos that contain at least 40% real beef? Can't be beat.

Now, had you mentioned Del Taco I'd have to agree with you.

Obviously you haven't tried the 32 oz cup of crinkle cut fries.