09-05-2012, 11:17 AM
I got drunk once and fell asleep on the picnic table, this was years ago. In the middle of the night my cat started licking my fingers and I started rubbing its head and stuff, saying good kitty and stupid shit like that....the problem was that it was'nt my cat and it was'nt a "good kitty" I never got sprayed though.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.