Lying or exaggerating?

[Riotgear]

I lie here all the time about stupid shit. Remember when I said Donovan keeps sending me pictures of his junk, but I can't see it because his belly hangs over it? Well that was actually a lie, I could see his nuts.

I also lie to my husband quite a bit. He gave me these stupid cell phone rebates to fill out and I forgot all about them and the time ran out. When he asked me if I ever mailed out the rebates I told him I did and spent it on gas .

Finally some honesty.

I sure hope my wife never stops lying to me. She makes my life easier and makes me feel good about myself.

But I have a mirror. I mean come on.