He Brings Me Coffee

[OnBendedKnee]

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Now you're setting your bar way too high.

Why don't you shove that bar up your ass?

I"m pretty sure your question is rhetorical, but in case it's not:
First, you do know the average Limbo bar is eight feet long. It wouldn't even fit up your buttocks, let alone mine.
Secondly, after your skank-ass has limbo'd under (or, in your case, over) even double gloved up, I wouldn't want anyone to have to touch it.
Who knows what degenerate deceases are lurking on and around your butthole, waiting to fester and invade the innocent.

Other than that? Your passive aggressive anger is noted and I am glad this thread could provide an avenue for you to release some of your pent up tension.