09-18-2012, 04:02 PM
(09-18-2012, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Here it is...courtesy of The Onion.
ENGLEWOOD, CO— Speaking to reporters from Broncos training camp, quarterback Peyton Manning confirmed Thursday that the exciting new Manning era in Denver will be immortalized with the breaking of his neck. "It might not be this season, it might not even be next season, but at some point during my time as a Denver Bronco, my neck will splinter into pieces," said the four-time MVP, adding that after multiple surgeries and a spinal fusion to repair significant nerve damage, his neck was "practically waiting to be snapped in half." "You're all going to watch it happen, too. It will be disgusting and incredibly, incredibly painful, and you’ll probably see a million replays of it afterward. There's a really good chance it will be a compound fracture and the bones will be bent at a 90-degree angle and jutting out of my throat." As of press time, Manning had been secured to a stretcher and carefully loaded into an ambulance after shattering four intervertebral disks and severing his cervical spinal nerve while attempting to remove his jersey.
Seriously...it's only a matter of time, and I don't think he will make it through 2 seasons.
On a lighter note. The Colts are doing awesome this season for being a brand new team. Comparing stat numbers between Manning in his first season and Luck...Lucks numbers are a wee bit higher. He's going to be just as good, if not better than Manning when it's all said and done.