Noob...but not lame

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You shouldn't call yourself an asshat. We don't need reminding. But as long as you are outing your flaws you should add judmental live off my husband lazy bitch. I'm sure you want to be accurate.

Judmental.

Accurate would be "currently married to a responsible, successful hardworking man versus ugly divorcee who married a loser, alcoholic guy who is a piss poor father".

How's that?

I agree with all of it except the ugly divorcee part. The ex is a loser alcoholic piss poor father. Sad but true. I wasn't putting down your husband. Just you for having teenagers that are in school all day yet you don't work and don't even clean your own house. If you are going to be a housewife, BE a housewife.

Housewife? Yuk! Moist underpants!