10-01-2012, 09:21 AM
When I was much younger, I went on a few dates with this guy. We had always had a good time and he took me to a party one night, where he ditched me for 3 hours and when he finally showed back up, he'd changed his clothes and I was pissed. While he was gone, some drunk asshole puked on my $250 shoes while i was wearing them. He had no valid explanation, just that he had "shit to do". I made him take me home and never saw that guy again.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.