Haunted Hayride

[F.U.]

I am going to the haunted woods and zombie paintball hayride



YOU SHOOT LIVE ZOMBIES! That’s Right, this is your chance to “open fire” and protect our city. Have you ever wanted to play paintball but didn’t like the idea of getting shot or getting dirty? We have found the solution. The zombies have the rage but ONLY you have the weapons!

Millers Thrillers has quarantined a horde of infected zombies. They are growing stronger and are planning their evacuation routes to attack our whole city. Their intent is surviving and creating more of their kind. They have no emotional core and no conscience but we must put limits to their schemes. Our game plan is to go in and get them before they get us!

Our specialized fabricated hayride trailers allow 20 people per ride to join our cause to eliminate these creatures that have an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Our specialized weapons have pathogens and parasites that can destroy the diseased zombies before the infection strengthens, spreads, and breaches containment. Humanity is counting on you. Shoot fast, shoot true, and shoot to kill. Do not hesitate or you could become one of them!


Millers Thrillers Haunted Woods has found a new darker location. Many moons ago phosphate miners canvassed these parts digging their way to put food on the table. The land swallowed up a pack of these miners and spit them out with various mutated bodies. They now roam these woods hiding in the rocks and trees. They are not use to seeing civilized people and no one is sure how they will react to that.

We have found one of the old mining trails that leads into the darkness. Stay in your group and do not go under any of boundaries. The swamps and hundreds of acres of farmland are looking to swallow you up too and we can’t spend days looking for the lost like we did last year.

You better put on your big boy and big girl pants cause this ain’t no McDonalds Playland.


Our ENTERTAINMENT ZONE is sure to give you a memorable night. If you don’t go through an attraction or if you’re waiting in line for them, you will be entertained throughout your experience at Millers Thrillers. We have plenty of seating around our fire pit and a delicious concession stand where you can also purchase glow sticks and t-shirts.

The aim is to let you make a whole night of being at our location. Original performers like our Zombie Drum Line may even steal the whole show! Any night will provide a combination of some of our actors, bands, illusionist, fire performers, jugglers, ghost story tellers…etc. Check our Facebook profile and status for up to date lists of performers each week.

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http://millersthrillers.net/attractions.html

That Zombie Paintball hayride looks pretty cool. I would do it if they had one around here.