Who's doing what this weekend?

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Are you excited about the new car? I would be.

If you are going to ride me like a bike, can you at least shave that nasty bush? I don't want all that hair poking me.

You want I should get rid of it entirely like a 7 y/o girl? Weirdo.

I am excited although my son keeps pissing in my Cornflakes. He likes the look of the older MDX's better than the newer ones. If he tells me one more time that I ought to just keep my old car I'm going to duct tape his snarky little mouth.