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[Donovan]

@Sally no one cares whether guys get fat. Our sex appeal is tied to our bank account and we know it. Meanwhile, you chicks need to run treadmills and ellipticals like well-trained hamsters with tits so the rich guys don't trade you in for a tight little hardbody fresh outta high school. Must suck to be a slave to your looks. I'll be over here on the couch watching the tube if you wanna compare notes after you finish on the cardio machine lololol...