EGGNOG

[Donovan]

Best listen to Donovan; he is an expert when it comes to the ladies - for real.

The only man here who knows women better than me is HotDog.

Well, it's clear that I know more about women than you. But, hey, who doesn't? And, I don't disagree that even a softer broad like me is more manly than you.

So, we're in agreement! Whew. I'm kinda afraid of you because not only is your recycled old horeshit powerful, you've got that badass mosh pit dirty look + biker gang back-up in your arsenal of weapons. Quivers.

Now, where'd I set that cup of eggnog? Lolololol...

I think you've had quite enough. Besides, there really isn't any woman alive who knows even herself half as well as she pretends. Neurotic messes, the lot of them. Ain't that right, fella?