11-02-2012, 10:51 AM
(11-02-2012, 06:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:(11-02-2012, 12:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: He knows first-hand that it's really a bangin' wardrobe that gets us (and all women across the land) wet and ready.
I could be wet & ready for less.
Exactly. Lots of different things turn on lots of different women in lots of different ways. The bulging wallet or full bank account isn't a carrot for me, personally (but the walk in closet does look tempting).
One truth is universal though: the male wardrobe is the ultimate female aphrodisiac. I know this to be the gospel truth because the 3 Wise Men that I worship have been convincingly preaching that message for years. Here's the sermon:
I trust ZZ Top over a guy wearing a blouse featuring sail boats when it comes to knowing how to sexually attract women. Call it a hunch.