THE MOCK CONFESSIONAL

[HairOfTheDog]

Only 20 positions? That's a shame right there, slacker.

My 20 impure thoughts involved way more positions than that. But, if that's all it takes for you, I can clean-up my dirty mind.

Very well then, I'll be looking for that detailed dissertation in my inbox so I can assess if you in fact have a naughty mind that needs cleaning.

I'm already working too hard for a Saturday; no private dissertations in my future, Boss. And what's the fun in keeping it private? We're in the confessional, sinner.

Tell you what, if you guess first time whether this photo that I cropped is breast cleavage or ass cleavage, I'll confess to a couple of my filthy thoughts in this thread when I get done working tonight.

⁵⁰⁄₅₀ shot, wanna play, Mr. Big Jim Bone?