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[HairOfTheDog]

Unlike majority of the mothers posted about on mock I have chosen to take care of my sick toddler. I'm still interesting. Just some long sleepless sick nights lately. Watching Barney over and over and over and fucking over again.

Harvey doesn't hump. He's a rare exception. Last week I caught him in the closet making sweet love to a build a bear. Hasn't happened since.

Harvey Anthony sounds like a gentleman weiner. And, non-discriminatory too, going for the cross-species bear lovin' and all. Definitely better behaved than the weiners that I've had on my hands.

I hope your child feels better soon, Harvey. Not only for his/her sake, but I watched a lot of Barney with my nieces and nephews back in the day; that purple bastard can drive a bitch insane after a while. Your willingness to watch him over and over pretty much guarantees that we'll never end up reading about you in the "Another Mother" crime block thread.

P.s. Speaking of those moms, that heartless POS who glued her two year old girl's hands to the wall and beat her into a coma (in front of her other children) got 99 years. 99 years, made my day.

See ya around...