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I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

I'm guessin' your dog's not a poodle, right septic?

I only ask because my mom's dogs are all avid leg-humpers. My older sister got a tip that letting our legs get really hairy would detract them. It worked like magic last summer, except for the poodle who couldn't get enough of us.

This is a photo of me and my sister at my mom's last summer.



I recommend shaving your legs, or trading your dog in for a poodle. Hump city from there, I bet...

No, my dog is a German Shepherd named "Wellhung."
You and your sister have beautiful legs, I wish mine looked that good. I have never shaved anything on my body in my life...I was born gorgeous enough without meddling with the Good Lord's Treasures.