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[HairOfTheDog]

I tried to train my dog to get freaky on my leg for months...he must have been a homo dog because he never got interested in my leg.

I'm guessin' your dog's not a poodle, right septic?

I only ask because my mom's dogs are all avid leg-humpers. My older sister got a tip that letting our legs get really hairy would detract them. It worked like magic last summer, except for the poodle who couldn't get enough of us.

This is a photo of me and my sister at my mom's last summer.



I recommend shaving your legs, or trading your dog in for a poodle. Hump city from there, I bet...

No, my dog is a German Shepherd named "Wellhung."
You and your sister have beautiful legs, I wish mine looked that good. I have never shaved anything on my body in my life...I was born gorgeous enough without meddling with the Good Lord's Treasures.

Thank you, septic, it's kind of you to say that.

When we were growing up, I wished that I had my sister's really dark curly locks instead of my lighter mousy straight hair. I used to be a little embarrassed standing side by side with her in photos. As an adult, I'm more comfortable in my own skin and just accept it for what it is. Dr. Phil helped, of course.

P.s. Wonder where HarveySykes went? I kinda miss her and her little weiner...