11-21-2012, 06:51 PM
My team is playing pretty freakin' crappy this year and we have talent out the wahzoo. It's been a very difficult year & I'm under extreme emotional duress because of it. I've prayed to the NFL gods to no avail & pleaded with the players on the field to please PLEASE RUN THE FUCKING BALL all the while slapping on whoever has the misfortune to be sitting next to me. I need professional help, will the Philadelphia Eagles organization pay for it? Huh? Huh? Huh?