11-28-2012, 03:03 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if all those centuries ago, the word "abomination" originally meant "mildly annoying"? That would put all those well-quoted verses into new context wouldn't it?
The revelations abomination with seven heads would become " I saw a beast with different faces and he was kind of a dick."
Or "Thou shalt not lie man with man or woman with woman. The Lord will think that's sorta gross."
Or "Don't eat pork, it's yucky."
The revelations abomination with seven heads would become " I saw a beast with different faces and he was kind of a dick."
Or "Thou shalt not lie man with man or woman with woman. The Lord will think that's sorta gross."
Or "Don't eat pork, it's yucky."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.