MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU?

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Dear Jim,

This is going to hurt me so much more than you. I think we need some time apart. Everything seems to be moving just a little too fast and I care about you so much, it scares me. I also sort of feel like I love you but I'm not sure I'm IN love with you. You could do so much better.

I hope you don't hate me. I will REALLY miss you.

Love,

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So, he had a little wiener, ehh?