12-05-2012, 10:24 AM
(12-05-2012, 10:21 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:16 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:12 AM)ESAD Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:03 AM)DMP Wrote:(12-05-2012, 09:48 AM)ESAD Wrote:
Can we get mock married?
We can but unless you are mentally ill I doubt your sincerity.
Aaaaahhhh, I thought it was obvious that I am mentally ill. Listen - I am not asking for a huge committment here. This is what I would like: rough/slightly abusive sex chats, you to worship me and make it known that I am your betrothed. See......I don't want a lot. It could really work baby, I promise. Eeeewwwww, I sound like a pimp trying to convinve a first-time hooker.
I think we could be onto something here.
ITS A CHRISTMAS MOCK WEDDING!
OMG - I am so effing thrilled. Duchess - I think we need to proceed with said exorcism first, LOL. I am going to wear all things whore-red, cool?