12-05-2012, 10:46 AM
(12-05-2012, 10:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-05-2012, 10:24 AM)DMP Wrote: Duchess - I think we need to proceed with said exorcism first
I'm on it!
*ahem* Strip naked in the light of a full moon & repeat after me -
...I have forsaken the troll lifestyle yet will retain my shit stirrin' ways. My heart is pure & beats to mock the snot out of anyone who looks at me cross eyed. I refuse to suffer individuals who possess no wit nor humor & I will never resort to the very lame mock of YOU HAVE A TYPO, BITCHFLAKE.
*poof*
Ok - minus the full moon, done. My office mate is wondering why I am naked but, he's not complaining so, fuck it. Hallelujah - I am saved, cleaned of all impurities (ya right) and even prior to my exorcism would NEVER have mocked someone over a fucking typo. Thank you ever so much Duchess for giving me this fresh new start on this most holiest of HUMP days.