Fuck!!

[username]

Everyone is out sick today and the place is going nuts. I'm breaking out the guns and booze. fuckers! lookout!

This looks like me last week, juggling resources. 20% sick rate.


Down to 10% this week, so hang in there...

I blame username. I think she packs a big sneeze for a small woman and spread her sick germs across the Bay Area first and then the whole damn country.

P.s. I'm outta creamer for my coffee; hate that. If ESAD milks a lolcow this morning, I'm gonna try to slip my cup under there.

I spread it on the plane coming home from Cabo thereby transferring it all over the country.

MUWAHAHAHA!

*sips coffee with cream*