TIME MAG PERSON OF THE YEAR

[HairOfTheDog]

While pondering this, I was left scratching my head. There didn't seem to be any viable candidates.

Then, I realized there was a person who exemplified what every man strives to become: Rich and Powerful, and most importantly, able to buy himself out of any trouble he may have stumbled in to.

Read on:

Dominique Strauss-Kahn settles sexual assault case with hotel maid.

You were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby, right?

Yeah, Strauss-Kahn should definitely be 2012's person of the year. And, like him, every man wants to become rich and powerful so he can financially settle his way out of sexual abuse cases? I suspect that you speak as accurately for all men as you do for all women.