Goodbye Forever

[Cracker]

You are much more lucid when you are sober, kid. You were a dumb drunk.

Fuck. Now I feel badly because I know I should read this...

I was talking about Aussie, btw. Just the first crack was about you because I didn't think you'd mind. I can see this part, " I can take it, and people who think they should have been given the role who didn’t have the balls to step forward or make their opinion known; can idly be pleased that it is up for grabs once again." and it's pretty funny. I promise to read the whole thing later.

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I think if you go back and read it, you will see I was poking fun at Aussie. Not sure why you think I would backpedal to save your feelings. Read the first sentence or two and you'll see that, too.

Let me illustrate:

Who shut that down? The new crime forum Cop is a bit of a bitch. Trigger happy, that one.

That was for you. It wasn't even particularly mean or offensive (okay, I called you a bitch, but damn, didn't warrant an essay, "fuck you" would have worked).

I don't think teenagers with Facebook accounts or Aussies understand the meaing of "forever." It isn't synonmous with "later" or "when my butt stops hurting" or "when one of the retarded shut-in ladies kisses my ass." It means you have to follow through with something for a very long time. Maybe not really forever, but at least until everyone else forgets.

I do think it's cute when people become self-important. They get that first little taste of actualization and they get all giddy and run with it. Then they think the rest of us should recognize their self-importance mulitlaterally. They usually hit a snag about then.

Oh, you thought I was leaving? When I do, I won't remove my avatar and send the admins some long explanation. I just won't come back. Less drama, for sure, but let the people who crave the attention have it. Plus, you always get the good laugh when they crawl back.

The rest should have been more obvious.

My mistake.