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BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER
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AN EYEFUL A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

by Jonathan Hayter

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a ten-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease, and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby who carried out the German study wrote in the "New England Journal of Medicine" : "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobic workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a heart attack and stroke in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."


MS will now have an excellent excuse for his favorite past-time. hah
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BREAKING NEWS: MS WILL LIVE FOREVER - by Teacher - 01-10-2013, 12:32 PM