Questions, questions, everyone has questions

[Duchess]

What time zone does the board run in?

Why is User into gorilla love now?

Why are all the early intro threads locked?

Will Sonny ever admit he is in love with Duchess?

Will MS die via breast smothering?

If Honey Boo Boo and Alfalfa were to create a child together, what would it look like?

Why did I spend a week scrubbing my house down in anticipation of a 1 hour visit from my step-mother?

I'm not sure how to answer the time zone question. Everyone has a feature in their ucp that they can set to their time zone. Mock's server is located on the East Coast.

Some intro threads were locked to encourage newbies to go out onto the board instead of staying in that thread. I'm kind of apathetic in regards to that, if the thread is moving along I'm glad to keep it open but I have an aversion to locking threads anyway, I think it's dumb.

Sonny doesn't love me but he might want to fuck me. I'd beat him with a stick, the dumb fucker.

You must care about the stepmother's opinion.