PISS TEST
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Not to get hired, but awhile back my company instituted random testing, which has since been discontinued. At that point, all I was doing was drinking, and smoking a little herb on occasion. When they started the policy, they gave notice that everyone was going to be tested sometime the following month. Which was very cool, they gave you a chance to get all the crap out of your system. They rightfully figured, if you couldnt manage to lay off the herb, or any other drugs for a little over 30 days, then you've got a problem, and really shouldnt be working there.

Now you just have to pass a test in order to get hired.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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PISS TEST - by Duchess - 01-19-2013, 09:04 AM
RE: PISS TEST - by thekid65 - 01-19-2013, 09:39 AM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 10:51 AM
RE: PISS TEST - by Paulistano - 02-18-2013, 10:20 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 10:51 AM
RE: PISS TEST - by QueenBee - 01-19-2013, 11:21 AM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 11:51 AM
RE: PISS TEST - by FAHQTOO - 01-19-2013, 12:00 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by ramseycat - 01-19-2013, 12:13 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Midwest Spy - 01-19-2013, 12:08 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Duchess - 01-19-2013, 12:10 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Midwest Spy - 01-19-2013, 12:11 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Maggot - 01-19-2013, 12:15 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Midwest Spy - 01-19-2013, 12:19 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Clang McFly - 01-19-2013, 01:15 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 01:58 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Clang McFly - 01-19-2013, 02:54 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 03:02 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Clang McFly - 01-19-2013, 04:19 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 04:21 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Clang McFly - 01-19-2013, 04:37 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Duchess - 01-19-2013, 01:59 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 02:07 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by username - 01-19-2013, 02:59 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Duchess - 01-19-2013, 02:59 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by cannongal - 01-19-2013, 04:09 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by username - 01-19-2013, 04:49 PM
RE: PISS TEST - by Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013, 06:03 PM