RANTINGS OF A LUNATIC

[Cracker]

Consider it done. But you have to do your part too. Let go of the hatefulness and bitterness. It's really aging you. And take the stick out of your ass. It's making you walk funny. If I think of anymore helpful suggestions, I will let you know.

Take care now!

I think I can help you, too.

1. For winter hair use Paul Mitchell Vanilla Mint shampoo and conditioner. Smells great. When your hair is DRY (NEVER straighten wet/damp hair) use Paul Mitchell Quick Slip to style. (Styling is what you do before you leave the house. Not that wing thing you are doing. That's not styling.) For the record, I was a little sad you are chubby. I was hoping you were hot and could tell me to fuck off.

2. This will help in your relations with your ex, too: I don't hate you or harbor any bitterness. I don't care about you either way. You are just here. If I am going to be here, I have to deal with you. If your ex wants to see the kids, he is going to have to deal with you. It's a minor annoyance, not an emotional event. Like mosquitos in the summer.

Maytee, I don't know what to tell you about your hair. I think you are just fucked. Maybe get a bob and use some product to control it. I don't have negroid hair so I'm not much help. The cornrows weren't bad, maybe do that. Just don't use the beads, that is for little girls.