02-14-2013, 12:46 AM
(02-13-2013, 10:06 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Ah I don't care, I am going to dump the guy anyway.
After alluding things seemed to be getting on quite nicely with an imaginary boyfriend . . . why would you dump him?
(Maybe his "student" Visa expired?)
Aussie: Why am I still single?
Her Small Brain: I'm dimwitted.
Her Aging Body: I'm hideous and fat.
Her Matron Face: My sister was the pretty one.
No worries, nitwit . . . Food never says "No".
And judging by those thighs, you've known this since you were a child.