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asteroid is 15 min away
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I am not ready.

Just got a call from the bank that my office manager left the company card in the ATM machine when making the weekly deposits today. Arghh. Now, I have to go into the bank, on a Friday afternoon, and get a temporary card while they process a new card. Just in case I live trough the asteroid crash, I'll need that damn card!!! Whine, whine, whine..

Maybe I told you this one before. Anytime anything SciFi-related comes up it reminds me of one my dad's corny jokes which makes me laugh. He was a semi-Trekkie (no conventions or costumes or anything, just a big fan of the show and the movies).

Anyway,

Q: what do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

A: they both circle Uranus looking for cling-ons.

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asteroid is 15 min away - by Maggot - 02-15-2013, 03:28 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by username - 02-15-2013, 04:02 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2013, 04:11 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by Duchess - 02-15-2013, 04:20 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by ramseycat - 02-15-2013, 07:53 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2013, 04:31 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by Maggot - 02-15-2013, 05:21 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2013, 06:55 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by HairOfTheDog - 02-18-2013, 01:23 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by Maggot - 02-15-2013, 07:21 PM
RE: asteroid is 15 min away - by username - 02-15-2013, 08:05 PM