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02-28-2013, 09:46 PM

I went out with a fat girl once and she laid on top of me and squished me, I had a hard time breathing so I had to pick her arm up and breath through her armpit. It was a sweet sweaty smell and I almost died as she wiggled around getting all excited. It was around the time I found God.....and he just laughed. Fucker!

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Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 06:05 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 06:11 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 06:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 06:20 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 06:23 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 06:30 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 06:22 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 06:41 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 06:53 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 06:57 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 07:02 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 07:13 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 07:35 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-23-2013, 08:08 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:11 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-23-2013, 08:15 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 08:16 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:17 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 08:11 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 08:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 08:14 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:16 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 08:20 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-23-2013, 08:22 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:22 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-23-2013, 08:24 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:27 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by JsMom - 02-23-2013, 08:32 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 08:35 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:37 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by JsMom - 02-23-2013, 08:39 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:40 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by JsMom - 02-23-2013, 08:42 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 08:43 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:44 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 08:46 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-23-2013, 09:02 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:04 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:47 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 08:53 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:54 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 08:57 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 08:59 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:00 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 09:04 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 09:18 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:19 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 09:24 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 09:29 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-23-2013, 09:01 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:02 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:06 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 09:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-23-2013, 09:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:15 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 09:19 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:20 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 09:21 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:19 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:22 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 09:29 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:26 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-23-2013, 09:26 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:27 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by JsMom - 02-23-2013, 09:28 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 09:35 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:28 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:30 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 09:39 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 10:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 09:44 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 10:00 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-23-2013, 09:49 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 10:03 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 10:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-23-2013, 10:27 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-23-2013, 10:33 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 10:30 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 10:35 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-23-2013, 10:39 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 10:39 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-23-2013, 10:43 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 10:44 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-23-2013, 11:14 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 11:38 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-23-2013, 11:50 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-23-2013, 11:57 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-24-2013, 03:13 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-24-2013, 06:11 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-24-2013, 07:02 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-24-2013, 07:15 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-24-2013, 08:24 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-25-2013, 05:16 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-25-2013, 09:48 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-24-2013, 09:48 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-24-2013, 09:51 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-24-2013, 10:36 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-24-2013, 10:54 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Eat Shit And Die - 02-23-2013, 11:17 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Sphincter Cop - 02-24-2013, 12:56 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-24-2013, 09:48 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by JsMom - 02-24-2013, 07:00 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by thekid65 - 02-24-2013, 10:00 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-24-2013, 10:08 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-24-2013, 10:40 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-24-2013, 10:33 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-24-2013, 08:23 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-25-2013, 01:08 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-25-2013, 01:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-25-2013, 01:28 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 02-25-2013, 01:40 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-25-2013, 11:08 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-25-2013, 11:20 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-28-2013, 09:39 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-25-2013, 02:18 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-28-2013, 09:46 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 02-28-2013, 09:48 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by aussiefriend - 03-02-2013, 02:01 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-28-2013, 09:50 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-28-2013, 09:50 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-28-2013, 09:53 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-28-2013, 10:00 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-28-2013, 10:04 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-28-2013, 10:58 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 02-28-2013, 10:06 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by JsMom - 02-28-2013, 10:12 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-28-2013, 10:33 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by JsMom - 02-28-2013, 10:41 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by sally - 02-28-2013, 11:24 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 02-28-2013, 11:29 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 02-28-2013, 11:46 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 02-28-2013, 11:57 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-01-2013, 12:02 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-01-2013, 12:11 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 03-01-2013, 07:19 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-01-2013, 07:29 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 03-01-2013, 09:47 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-01-2013, 11:22 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by FAHQTOO - 03-01-2013, 11:34 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-02-2013, 10:09 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-01-2013, 10:01 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Duchess - 03-01-2013, 10:06 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-02-2013, 02:06 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by aussiefriend - 03-02-2013, 02:11 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by sally - 03-02-2013, 09:43 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-02-2013, 02:16 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-02-2013, 06:02 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-02-2013, 06:21 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by aussiefriend - 03-03-2013, 01:15 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-03-2013, 10:58 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-03-2013, 11:58 AM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-03-2013, 12:10 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-03-2013, 12:27 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-03-2013, 12:37 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Sphincter Cop - 03-03-2013, 12:41 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by username - 03-03-2013, 01:46 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by ramseycat - 03-03-2013, 01:01 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Cracker - 03-05-2013, 10:12 PM

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RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Maggot - 03-03-2013, 02:44 PM

RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 03-03-2013, 02:52 PM

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RE: Newbie in Purgatory - by Tasmanian - 03-03-2013, 03:27 PM

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