Newbie in Purgatory

[Midwest Spy]

Yes, you are thrilling. I hang on every word. You brought a whole new way of being with you. I have learned a ton and you have raised some questions yet to be answered. My mind is reeling...

I'm middle-aged, btw. I just seem young because I'm not boring as fuck. Or fat as a cow.

You better be hot because you don't have a whole lot else going for you. You may get in with the limping sympathy crowd because I give you shit, but the cool kids aren't going to like you if you keep lying and repeating.

If you are elderly, tell me now. I'm not mean to elderly women.

My guess is Tasmanian is a shriveled old hag who thinks he's/she's bringing some 'never before seen' wit to Mock.

If you tell someone they are vying for your attention and waiting for them to impress you, isn't that vying for their attention?

It's like people who judge others for being judgmental. Go figure.

Bingo!

If you tell someone they are vying for your attention and waiting for them to impress you, isn't that vying for their attention?

It's like people who judge others for being judgmental. Go figure.

I'm just opinionated.

Or just a moron.

I don't like locking threads, I feel like it's akin to telling people to shut up.

Well played.

Why would someone care if this went on and on?