03-19-2013, 08:31 PM
(03-19-2013, 08:18 PM)Maggot Wrote:(03-19-2013, 07:05 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-19-2013, 10:28 AM)dragonfly Wrote: I I I I'm I I
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Think I'll pass. In a bar I would stand up, grab my drink and my purse, and move down a seat or two.
You can just tell with some people.
I grab a handful of pretzels, move closer and start talking. Once the spittle touches their drink they usually leave. Then you get a free drink.
I only go to bars that serve the red skinned peanuts. Between the spittle, nose picking, and skinned front teeth, that abandoned drink is almost guaranteed right quick. Pretzels tend to dry my salivary glands.