06-15-2008, 10:45 AM
crash Wrote:We call them whinging Poms down here..
It's too hot
It's too humid
There's too many flies
I hate the bugs..
blah blah blah
Harden the fuck up or go the fuck home
God put Aussie land on the other side of the world as far away as possible from every other country for a reason.
A - The inhumane climate whichonly reptiles can truly appreciate.
B - God also put all the most dangerous, deadly and poisonousanimals on the planet there because quite frankly anyone stupid enough to want to live there deserves to die.
C - Ignorant, loud mouthed, oafish (mainly) white Australians who areeven more unbearable than the most obnoxious septic tank.
D - Its so far away from anywhere and takes so long to get there that quite frankly the average person travelling there would be happy just to see a rock and a penguin on arrival, so tortuous is the journey.
E - If its so fucking amazing why is nearly every bar, restaurant and cafein the UK full of Australian cunts skivvying around waiting tables/serving drinks?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.