04-08-2013, 04:23 PM
Sometimes I think the whole world has gone mad & the only sane people are here in Mock.
You can't trust teachers - they want to fuck your children.
You can't trust cops - they want to slow cook you over an open fire & then eat you.
Firemen are arsonists.
Husbands/wives/parents are murderers.
Halle Barry is pregnant at 46.
Clang would wear my pretty bras if they fit.
Poodles are really ferrets on steroids.
Bad behavior is often rewarded.