04-12-2013, 11:01 PM
I had a boss whose name was...get this...Mr. Butt. No joke. Guy was a muslim pervert, his own country wouldn't allow him back in and he was always looking down my blouse. The last boss I had before this one used to keep a gun in his office and shoot woodchucks in the field across from the parking lot from the window next to his desk. The boss I have now is a political zealot who reminds me tremendously of White Goodman from Dodgeball. He's a micromanager on the highest order, but we're friends, for the most part.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.