06-15-2008, 11:17 AM
I told my gun-owning parents to switch over to the British-condoned Pitchfork & Cell Phone idea ... they didn't go for it. I even threw in some free royal karate classes. You know, because I am sure your Queen is not being protected by evil guns, and uses karate herself. Oh wait, I forgot, you are OK with politicians, movie stars, and Queens being protected with guns because you don't see the average American citizen as important or valuable as those people. Well guess what, fuck head, each of us is as important as anyone you know that uses an armed bodyguard. Our families and property and freedom is as important to us as whatever the fuck those bodyguard guns are protecting. So kiss my American ass, you sissy ass muslim-infested fuck!