04-19-2013, 02:03 PM
Post 'em here, assholes. Do you have any recurring dreams or nightmares? I do but I had an odd one last night; I don't know where the hell it came from.
My son and I were on vacation and we were kidnapped to the top of a mountain by the Flesh Eaters. They showed me a cauldron of bones and blood and told me I'd have to eat from it. When I looked at the leader, horrified, he said "nah, just messin' with ya'".
It turns out the way the Flesh Eaters get their food is more like a mild sucking so I let the leaders suck on my arm for a few minutes. It was neither painful or pleasurable.
They sent us on our way but wiped our memories. It didn't quite work on me though so I went back a while later to thank them. When I arrived there were cows everywhere. The leader told me they'd decided to open a barbecue joint and sure enough, there were people there lined up to get food right off the grill. After they ate they had to have their memories wiped but the money was good. I let them suck on my arm again and they were very grateful.
Analyze that!
Got any weird ones? Recurring? Spill...
My son and I were on vacation and we were kidnapped to the top of a mountain by the Flesh Eaters. They showed me a cauldron of bones and blood and told me I'd have to eat from it. When I looked at the leader, horrified, he said "nah, just messin' with ya'".
It turns out the way the Flesh Eaters get their food is more like a mild sucking so I let the leaders suck on my arm for a few minutes. It was neither painful or pleasurable.
They sent us on our way but wiped our memories. It didn't quite work on me though so I went back a while later to thank them. When I arrived there were cows everywhere. The leader told me they'd decided to open a barbecue joint and sure enough, there were people there lined up to get food right off the grill. After they ate they had to have their memories wiped but the money was good. I let them suck on my arm again and they were very grateful.
Analyze that!
Got any weird ones? Recurring? Spill...
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