04-20-2013, 01:40 PM
^ I analyzed that, but thought better of posting it.
Anyway, one woman's dream is another woman's reality.
Meet Shawtainn Kirkwood:
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJPGm5ggWXBuuqA51ypsp...mLQ_Vc4WBQ]](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJPGm5ggWXBuuqA51ypspr7FQSSy7c_THQ8saZdXd9mLQ_Vc4WBQ)
When she was searched during booking in March 2013, officers found cocaine in her rectum and two bags of marijuana in her vagina.
And, introducing the lovely Samantha Kurdilla (stop drooling, MS), also arrested this year for literally being a drug smuggling twat.
![[Image: samanthakurdilla1.jpg]](http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/samanthakurdilla1.jpg)
Aside from the drugs seized during a search of her person at the Tijuana border, police have other strong evidence. Her text to friends: “I’m smuggling cocaine and heroin in my coochie!".
Definitely not dream boats...
Anyway, one woman's dream is another woman's reality.
Meet Shawtainn Kirkwood:
When she was searched during booking in March 2013, officers found cocaine in her rectum and two bags of marijuana in her vagina.
And, introducing the lovely Samantha Kurdilla (stop drooling, MS), also arrested this year for literally being a drug smuggling twat.
Aside from the drugs seized during a search of her person at the Tijuana border, police have other strong evidence. Her text to friends: “I’m smuggling cocaine and heroin in my coochie!".
Definitely not dream boats...