The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

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I didn't need to see that. I'm at Safeway and a car pulled in beside me and the guy opened his passenger door. I couldn't open my door until he closed his so I watched him get out. He looked like a freaking train wreck alcoholic and he was trying to adjust his pants. If they even had a zipper, it was down. His damn mole looked me right in the eye.