This is the "shit on your hometown" thread

[The Antagonist]

I live in Cramlington in Northumberland in England.

It is a small town.

There is very little crime but very little of almost everything else.

It is grey, thereis a shopping centre, there are lots of roundabouts, there is a church that dates back to the 1700's. Most days it is overcast and windy.

I live in a house on the outskirts, outside my window there are fields, trees, bushes and the horizon, I don't particularly like nature so don't venture out into it.

That is all. Please feel free to take the piss out of it, I couldn't care less.

::dunno::

Thank you. This explains a lot.