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[Duchess]

From an old Newsweek interview -

"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know," he says. "I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth."

A smart campaigner, he believes, "would start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan: 'I drank the bong water.'