PSYCHIATRIST

[HairOfTheDog]

I see the chiquita banana lady with a couple of poodles on the side.

Analysis:
You are extremely promiscuous and believe that your very thick curly pubic hair is a major turn on for all those to whom you flash it on the streets, in the grocery store, at the gas station, whilst attending PTA meetings, etc...

Aside from your overactive sex drive, you are generally well-balanced and not totally crazy (yet).

Indian goddess with 2 dogs wearing wigs and a bowtie on the side.

Analysis:
You sincerely like people of all different persuasions. You also like animals (in a non-sexual way). You are only marginally nuts, though you struggle to contain an inner flamboyant proclivity while maintaining your dominant low-key side publicly.

If you refrain from telling the psychoanalyst that the Indian goddess you see in the blot is actually yourself in drag, chances of acceptance into the priesthood are fair. 50/50.

Pilgrims & the Queen of Hearts from Alice's Wonderland.

Analysis:
You tell yourself that everyone else is crazy, not you. You live in a beautiful mental and emotional world of your own creation. In general, "the real world" and the people in it are but mere players in an amusing stage show to you. You appreciate a good show. Overall, you are loving and view yourself positively.

While you're mad as a hatter, you know it and wouldn't have it any other way. Your level of highly functional elective crazy falls square in the middle of the "healthy and happy" parameters on the renowned cukooforcocopuffs scale.

I saw the fruit bowl lady after User said it, but before she said it, I saw a cute big dog that was aggressive and like a monster. Do I need to make an appointment with somebody?

Analysis:
You avoid a tendency to be easily influenced by others with outlandish thoughts and actions. Were it not for your highly effective use of humor to diffuse stress and paranoia, you would require fitting for a straight jacket immediately. As it stands, you're only slightly more bonkers than the majority of the population and can remain living safely on the outside for now, with medication and out-patient therapy.

Yes, you should make an appointment for a deep oil treatment and low lights at your earliest convenience.

When I was 13 my dad found some pot in my room, freaked out and sent me to a behavioral center for dumbass kids and they did the ink blot test on me. I could sense the guy was getting annoyed because my answer to each picture was that it just looks like a blot of ink.

Analysis:
You're the only truly sane one in this fucking nuthouse. Booze, cigarettes and surrounding yourself with crazy people are the most effective and enjoyable ways to maintain that sanity. No professional intervention recommended.
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Please don't whine to me if you don't like your analysis. It was done objectively using the IBID (Ink Blot Interpretation Decoder). Blame the blot.