PSYCHIATRIST

[Clang McFly]

Indian goddess with 2 dogs wearing wigs and a bowtie on the side.

Analysis:
You sincerely like people of all different persuasions. You also like animals (in a non-sexual way). You are only marginally nuts, though you struggle to contain an inner flamboyant proclivity while maintaining your dominant low-key side publicly.

If you refrain from telling the psychoanalyst that the Indian goddess you see in the blot is actually yourself in drag, chances of acceptance into the priesthood are fair. 50/50.

That sounds...eerily accurate. Thanks, HoTD. You'd make a great psychiatrist irl.