05-05-2013, 03:01 PM
I never successfully called anybody. Had a few interesting times in Vegas though. I was given to this girl as a birthday present once, she was a family friend who wasn't really wanting a relationship but was crushing hard and wanted me to fuck her in the worst way. So I did it. She wasn't so much my type but it made her feel good so I didn't mind. My family member who arranged it called it a birthday present and so did all the rest. Another time I called a friend for sex while I was high as hell but crashed before she got there and didn't remember calling her. That was a little embarrassing. The birthday girl also flapped her gums to her pals and I wound up getting a lot of casual sex dates that year, but not technically booty calls...
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.