Hello, outside of my confinements.

[MIKE JONES]

Just thought I would say hi outside of my confinements to the introduction part of this insane asylum. Damn it gets lonely there.

Well, hi there.

Some room to stretch and a change of venue certainly hasn't made you any more interesting.

For a filthy whore, you're lonely a lot, aren't you Mike?

Ah well, there's no where to go but up (not "butt-up", stay put).

You just make me smile lets be friends. I will tell you, jacking off with icy-hot isn't what it's cracked up to be. It gets really HOT! Just saying