12-30-2008, 02:31 PM
A mate of mine Scott, always bores me with golfing anecdotes even though he knows I think golf is more boring than watching paint dry.
Any conversation can be turned into a boring as fuck golfing anecdote, I give up trying to stop him he is relentless.
And the stories are never concise i.e - "I hit the ball it didn't go in the hole" he goes into ridiculous detail, the wind strength and direction, the lie of the ball, how he chose which club to use........AAAARRRGGGHHH! shut the fuck up Scott you boring cunt!
Any conversation can be turned into a boring as fuck golfing anecdote, I give up trying to stop him he is relentless.
And the stories are never concise i.e - "I hit the ball it didn't go in the hole" he goes into ridiculous detail, the wind strength and direction, the lie of the ball, how he chose which club to use........AAAARRRGGGHHH! shut the fuck up Scott you boring cunt!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.