BOOTY CALL

[Midwest Spy]

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.